Funny Football Quotes by Players, Coaches, and Announcers 01. Is he related to Albert? ... 02. When asked about his coach John Jenkins, Polk said... And next he's going to let them paint their fingernails. 03. George Rogers, running back for the Saints. ... Now I haven't been in a math class in ...
It’s great to see.” Bob Paisley mocks Everton: “When I’ve nothing better to do, I look down the league table to see how Everton are getting along.” Brian Clough on long-ball football: “If God had wanted us to play football in the sky, he’d have put grass up there.” Dion Dublin diagnosing an injury:
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Football's coming home / Everyone seems to know the score / They've seen it all before / They just know / They're so sure David Baddiel. A football tradition / So everybody get up / And feast your eyes / On the highlight of small town life / It's Friday night Brantley Keith Gilbert.
Carragher went up in my ratings as a pundit when he came out with this funny football quote – “No one wants to be a fullback as a kid… no one wants to grow up to be a Gary Neville.”. Luckily enough Neville laughed it off as did the presenter and in fact couldn’t stop laughing till they went to the advert.
Another Selection of Funny Football Quotes 'I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well'. Alan Shearer 'You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and... 'I was watching the ...
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Here are some more famous football quotes 66. “No matter the circumstances you may be going through, just push through it.“ Ray Lewis. 67. “It’s not whether you get knocked down, it’s whether you get up.“ Vince Lombardi. 68.
Here is my top 10 list of favorite funny sporting quotes from the sport of American Football. "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." Joe Theismann in 2002. It turns out that Joe Theismann went to high school with a Norman Einstein, who was the class valedictorian.
Check out Football Puns and Captions. Funny. Actions speak louder than coaches. Your Parents come to watch ME play. 7 days without football makes one weak. POWER SURGE. R Team R Town. Our blood, our sweat, your tears. We smell FEAR. Intensity is not a perfume! Bad habits are like a good bed – easy to get into but difficult to get out of